hum tum - 2

Hey u must have read huM tuM . Well that might have sounded creepy and stupid .. but i loved doing it. So Its time for part 2. ANd this is the time .... hum tum ke beech PYAAR badhane ka .... so wht even this post might sound stupid .. but aint the so called " LOVE - PYAAR " supid and creepy.




So here we have very insane HUM ... and not so sane TUM ..

hum :: (whistling) ... Ladki kyun na jane kyun ... hmmm
tum :: tum hamesha bas ye gana hi kyun gate rehte ho. Kya tumhe ladkiyon se itni nafrat hai. Kya tum mujhse bhi itni nafrat karte ho ?? bolo bolo .. tell tell ...
hum :: ladkiyan .. aur nafrat .. no way .. they r so loveable .... main kya koi bhi unse nafrat nahin kar sakta ... [ tht naughty SAIF smile ]
tum :: sacchi ?? tum sach bol rahe ho na
hum :: hahaha .. maine aaj tak sach bola hai jo aaj boloonga .. hahaha tum bhi poori buddhu ho .. are tum sari ladkiya hi buddhu hoti ho .. bas kuch impressive bola nahin .. and bas blush karne lag jati ho .. DUMBO !!
tum :: huh !! Shut up .. [ tries to ignore ]
hum :: hahahaha look at ur face .... hahahaha ....
tum :: jyada smart mat bano ok .... agar hum ladkiyan na hoti to tum ladke kisske samne rote .. kisse apni baatein share karte .. jab bhi koi problm hoti hai .... chale ate to face latka kar .... itni hi nafrat karte ho .. to why do u approach me evrytime
hum :: are mitr .. tum to naraaz ho gayi. Aur haan i m a boy .. we never cry okk [ fingers crossed ] .. aur i approach u cause tu to meri dost hai na ...
tum :: bas bas jane do .. kab tak main ye sab karti rahongi .. main tang aa chuki hoon is dosti se .. jab ladkiyan ghumani aur patani ho ... to meri yaad ati hai .. kya milta hai tumhe inn " HIP HOP " ladkiyon se haan .... restaurants ka lamba chauda bill .. gifts ki list ... and dher sare nakhre .. ab main bhi baat nahin karoongi .... agli bar ana to 500 rs le ke ana ... i m opening a consultancy firm [ huh attitude ]
hum :: hey kya hua mitr .... why r u reacting like this .. mujhe kuch jalne ki boo aa rahi hai ....
tum :: jaloon aur main .... amin kyun jalne lagi .. tum chahe jo bhi karo .... aur ghumo .. khub money barbad karo .. smoke & drnk with them .. mujhe kya farak padta hai ....
hum :: hey come on yaar .. u knw na .. main to un ladkiyon ko bahv hi nahin deta .. vo to vo hi mere peeche padi rehti hain .. ab dekho na .. yesterday rashmi ne mujhe khud phone kiya .. and we r goin on a dte tonight [ again tht naughty smile ]
tum :: uuuu.... how mean of u .... kal tune hi mujhse rashmi ko phone karvaya tha na .. u knw i said almost 15 lies to her .... ur spoiling all good deeds tht i do .. and uske baad bhi u call me DUMBO .... dont even listen to me .... no chocolates for me ... bahut gande ho tum ....
hum :: are to usme kya galat hai .... whts wrong in calling a dumbo a dumbo dear .... face the truth dudette .... [ laughs ]
tum :: acha .... u come next time ... tab batati hoon ..
hum :: hey come on ... acha theek hai .. i wont go with all those girls .... wont tease u [ fingers crossed ] ... hey ... ek kam karte hain na ..... wud u go on a date with me ...
tum :: hahahaha .. mujhe kya kisi pagal doggy ne kata hai .. date .. and with u .... u knw na .. i dont like dates ..
hum :: hey thts not fare haan .... tu mujhe kisi aur ke saath bhi nahi jane deti .. and khud bhi nahin chalti .... whts with u haan [ frowns a bit .. an overreaction ]
tum :: [ a tear runs down the cheek ] tum nahin samjhoge .. tum sab ek jaise ho .... [ leaves ]
hum :: are wht the heck yaar .... sun na ... sun to ...

And they move out in opposite directions. tum reaches her home .. and tht typical filmi drama [ though serious ] .. she runs .. and falls on her bed .. catching the pillow ... and trying to submerge in it .. trying to hide .. all in tears .. the felings erupted today ...

Hum reaches his friends place as usual [ home is not one of the places where he dwells ] .. for him it was usual .. but today it was quite different .. the one person who used to give him tissue papers during those SENTI + MENTAL movies .. had cuased a tear to his eyes. He wasnt able to figure out a way. He had never thought abt her tht way .... or had he but never tried to put it to picture .... [ fingers crossed ]

And all he manages to say is :: " Main kehta tha na .... ek ladka ladki kabhi DOST nahin ho sakte [ a frown ]" ....

TO be continued for sure ....... [ ye ek lambi kahani hai ]

PS :: hey hey i knw ... there was no pyaar vyaar in this .. but it has started .... TUM has had enough of him .. and HUM is all confused right now .. and as was said in the movie " KAL HO NA HO " .... now he will run afte the girl to knw tht why is he confused .. [ i knw thoda ulta ho gaya .. par kabhi ladkiyon ko bhi to confess karne do na yaar ] . aur haan again it wasnt any of my personal experiences .. lol .. if it wud have happened i wud have been a happier lad .... its all a mind game ... and next one wud be total heart game ;)