huM tuM

hum :: (whistling) ... Ladki kyun na jane kyun ... hmmm
tum :: Hey . Hi . Kya kar rahe ho ? ( with a sweet smile )
hum :: Sa Re Ga Ma se call ayi hai. Practice kar raha hoon. ( overlooks ... attitude)
tum :: huh !! Shakal dekhi hai ayine main ...
hum :: Kyun face dekh ke gana gaya jata hai kya ?? Aur viase main roj to aina dekhta hi hoon !! ( runs fingers through his hair )..
tum :: Haan haan pata hai. Pata nahin kaya milta hai in lambe gande baloon se. Tum bal kata kyun nahin lete ...... ( a frown )
hum :: Are tujhe kya pata fashion kya hota hai. Rehne de tu nahin samjhegi .... ( gives a mocking look ) ..
tum :: (whistling) haan bas ek tum hi to ho jo bachpan se fashion karta aa raha hai. To tu fashion designer kyun nahin ban jata.
hum :: I guess ur right. Vaise bhi main engineering se bahut BORE ho chuka hoon. Teachers ko padhana nahin ata aur mujhe kuch samajh main nahin ata. Pata nahin tum ladkiyan kaise teachers ke peeche padi rehti ho. Hamesha marks ke liye rona dhona .... Give me a break yaaar ..... ( again a mocking look)
tum :: Shut up ok .. tum ladke koi kam ho kya ..Tumhe koi kam to hota nahin hai. Bas koi lady teacher ayi nahin aur natak shuru ( THE boys mouth opens a bit .. a *sigh* ) ... are muh to band karo .... U all r so sick !!
hum :: Are tumhe kya pata life kise kehte hain. Jevan jine ka matlab sirf saturday, sundays ko shopping karna aur baki din college main boring classes attend karna .... aur lecture dena hi nahin hota miss ..... wht do u knw abt enjoying life !!
tum :: Acha .... aur tum boys to bada jante ho life enjoy karna hain .... life ka matlab hai ladkiyon ke peeche ghumna ... roz nayi ladki ko coffee ke liye poochna ..and if she refuses .. to " NOT MY TYPES " bol ke overlook karna .... bas yahi life hoti hai na ...
hum :: Shut up okkk . AUr haan yaad rakhna main kabhi ladkiyon ke peeche nahin bhagta ... Wo to ladkiyan hi ... ( Raises his collar ..)
tum :: Haan haan vo to mujhe pata hai. paanch bar to main hi paanch alag ladkiyon ko tere LOVE letters de chuki hoon. Mere ko mat bana ok .. o knw u better than even urselves ... ( tht attitude of GOTTYA ... )
hum :: Are vo to mere doston ne insist kiya ... varna main aur ladki ... no way ... Main in sab musibatoon main nahin padta ...
tum :: Acha to ab hum musibaat bhi ho gaye .. Ab agli bar ana tu NOTES mangne ... phir batati hoon ki musibaat kise kehte hain ..
hum :: Hey hey main to mazaak kar raha tha dear ... u knw na I love u a lot .... ek tu hi to hai jo .... ( The girl makes a move ..)
tum :: Chal main to chali class ... ( the boy frowns inside .. how sick of her ... )
hum :: Are ruk na .... Are sun to .... Are sun na plzzzz

To be continued for sure ........

PS :: Written while burning midnight oil .. so dont be surprised over this INSANITY !! And its not one of those talks with any girl of my college. Its all a creation of a creepy mind & an insane heart.

Closing note ::