Superwomen VS Superman
I dont know how much will i learn from these delhi buses. I have already learned to shake my body without any music & that to in all possible directions. The flexibility of my spinal cord has increased by 5% ;) . I dont know what might have happened to people who have been a victim since years. Whatever ??
The judgement day finals between superwomen & superman began today in the morning in bus no 544 . An obnoxious place though, but doesn't the sudden pick ups & breaks make it more situational. Its was a DTC ( Delhi Travel corporation) bus, and since its a govt. bus so u need to buy proper tickets in order to save fine. I did it being very cautious of not letting my 100 rs. note slip of my pocket.
There was this lady who was sitting in some seat in the bus. She threw (i mean passed) a 2 rs. coin to the collector, & asked for a ticket. But the collector being an experienced one, knew that she was one of those " Unproper indians" who hardly think of contributing to economy. So he very kindly ( u can imagine how kind these collectors really are) to take a proper ticket. And thus asked her where she took the bus from.
And this lady i dont know why, may be in order to prove herself the 21 st century women, who could not entertain a high pitch against her ( But thats not what we call a 21st century women), replied back at a much higher pitch (dont know what she ate in breakfast) said, that should she tell her house address as well. Quite enough a statement to hurt a man's ego.
But before the collector could say anything, one other man ( a bit old, but very cunning) spoke out. "Hey lady !! tell her what he is demanding for". As if he was the leader of manhood. ( As Mr. advani is for secularism).
Now such a statement was enough a challenge for the (pretending) 21 st century lady. It seemed as if she was challened to come in to the ring and have a rumble. And then there were comments & there answers. Though the fight was between superwoman & superman, but eventually it involved almost all there family members. I thought they forgot few relations otherwise they would have also been included.
But very luckily my stand came. I landed out quitely enough. If it would have been few more minutes i guess i would have witnessed a grand fight, which would have been between all men on the bus against all women. And without consent i would have also been included in it. But it didnt happened. And luckily so.
So, the moral of the story is :
1. Very firstly, never mess between two people ( kisi ke phatte main tang mat adao)
2. Secondly, never mess with a superwoman ;) [ Though if u wish to bunk classes u can get few bones broken].
3. In DTC buses always take a proper ticket.
4. Lastly, whenever such feuds take place try to be as far as possible. U will be called a wise man.
This one was about afight, may be next i will come up with a better story.
PS : Not a single word of this story is a fiction. Its true to the full.
The judgement day finals between superwomen & superman began today in the morning in bus no 544 . An obnoxious place though, but doesn't the sudden pick ups & breaks make it more situational. Its was a DTC ( Delhi Travel corporation) bus, and since its a govt. bus so u need to buy proper tickets in order to save fine. I did it being very cautious of not letting my 100 rs. note slip of my pocket.
There was this lady who was sitting in some seat in the bus. She threw (i mean passed) a 2 rs. coin to the collector, & asked for a ticket. But the collector being an experienced one, knew that she was one of those " Unproper indians" who hardly think of contributing to economy. So he very kindly ( u can imagine how kind these collectors really are) to take a proper ticket. And thus asked her where she took the bus from.
And this lady i dont know why, may be in order to prove herself the 21 st century women, who could not entertain a high pitch against her ( But thats not what we call a 21st century women), replied back at a much higher pitch (dont know what she ate in breakfast) said, that should she tell her house address as well. Quite enough a statement to hurt a man's ego.
But before the collector could say anything, one other man ( a bit old, but very cunning) spoke out. "Hey lady !! tell her what he is demanding for". As if he was the leader of manhood. ( As Mr. advani is for secularism).
Now such a statement was enough a challenge for the (pretending) 21 st century lady. It seemed as if she was challened to come in to the ring and have a rumble. And then there were comments & there answers. Though the fight was between superwoman & superman, but eventually it involved almost all there family members. I thought they forgot few relations otherwise they would have also been included.
But very luckily my stand came. I landed out quitely enough. If it would have been few more minutes i guess i would have witnessed a grand fight, which would have been between all men on the bus against all women. And without consent i would have also been included in it. But it didnt happened. And luckily so.
So, the moral of the story is :
1. Very firstly, never mess between two people ( kisi ke phatte main tang mat adao)
2. Secondly, never mess with a superwoman ;) [ Though if u wish to bunk classes u can get few bones broken].
3. In DTC buses always take a proper ticket.
4. Lastly, whenever such feuds take place try to be as far as possible. U will be called a wise man.
This one was about afight, may be next i will come up with a better story.
PS : Not a single word of this story is a fiction. Its true to the full.
radiohead signed off at 4:17 AM
2 Comments:
Hello,
I read your story. It was really funny! However If I were you I wouldn't leave the bus when you did. Those kinds of arguments are soooooo much fun. Not when you are participating of course, but when you are watching them from a distance. Believe me. Next time something like this happens try it!
@maria : Hey thanx for visiting the blog. Next time i wll try to be there.But i dont like such fights.
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